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Why should I hire you?As a mature lady with knowledge of expertise, I bring confidence to every encounter. My goal is simple — to add spice 🌶️and excitement to your life, without the drama or complications that often comes with long-term arrangements. Unlike traditional setups, where you might spend weeks or months building something that can end on a sour note, working with me is straightforward and hassle-free. There’s no commitment, no awkward goodbyes — Just an Enjoyable, Pleasurable, Memorable experience. No-strings-attached connection that’s all about fun and fulfillment. Let’s keep it simple and enjoy the moment. Plus I'm hot, funny and down to 🌎
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If I call you at 2:30am on daylight savings day, do I get the extra hour with you?Only one way to find out ;)
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What if this is my first time? What if I am Self-Employed?No Past provider OR self employed if you don't have a past provider reference then let’s Verify through your Employment, your full name, photo of driver's license, and a photo of you holding your work id badge, and a paystub to make sure you work there. You can cover your earnings but not your name. If you are Self-employed. - send your driver's license and a picture of you holding up a paper that says today’s date on it I still have to check with my agent with all this information to make sure I can get you verified once I have it :) once you are approved, get ready, it's about to go down :)
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Do I have to screen? Why do I have to verify?Alright, listen up! Let me tell you something—screening is like checking your bag at the airport, okay? Do you want security stopping you and pulling out your sex toys and lube in front of everyone? No. I have to know what I'm getting myself into. We are going on a date. And I don't like blind dates.... Lets keep it safe, We’re talkin' smooth sailing, no drama, just pure good vibes—and that starts with a little verification! So, yes—screening is a must, baby! We’re making sure we’re both on the same page and ready to have a blast. Yes, you’ve gotta screen! Think about it. This is our first date—you wouldn't want to show up to dinner without knowing if they’re a cat person or a serial killer, right? 🐱🔪 Screening and verifying are just my ways of making sure we’re both comfortable, and ready for a good time. It’s not about paperwork; it’s about peace of mind. No surprises, just laughs, and maybe a few unforgettable moments! 😏
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What if I'm intimidated by you Gia?Intimidating? .... Me?.. Wow, Don't give me that much power...... I'm only 5'1. The only thing I'm intimidating, is my kitten,........... but ONLY when I have the cat nail cutters in my hand, that should tell you a lot, lol. I'm bubbly, kind, friendly and basically a regular fun human being like you.
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Do you look like your pictures?Absolutely Not.... I look better than my pictures. 📽️😉
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Do you charge a deposit or cancelation fee? What if I have to cancel?Nope, no deposit, no cancellation fee—I'm not in the business of taking your money before we even meet! 😜 If you cancel, you’re not going to see me showing up in your mailbox with a bill for "ghosting." Life happens! I completely understand. Just give me a heads-up early if things change so i can leave that spot open for someone else. But, hey, if you do cancel often, I will have to take a nonrefundable deposit the next to try to book me.
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Isn't better for me to get a girlfriend/wife on my own?Heck No!!, if you really are getting it for free. I've found that free love can be a lot more expensive. If you're single you might spend a lot of money on gifts and dates and never get it (you know what). When you do then you're expected to be exclusive. Then you have to be in a boring relationship and have to deal with the same cycle of life everyday. Then there's all the other issues like her family, her friends, her religion, her spending habits, her drug addictions, her debts, her TV preferences, her lawyer, her temperature preferences (yikes she likes the house at 80 degrees), her guru, her bipolar behavior, her nagging, her criminal record, etc. All this when all you really wanted was to get you know what. If you want unconditional love and loyalty too, someone who will never leave you or betray your trust, get a dog. If you want to have fun and get you know what, hire me. ❤️💥
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Do you offer greek?Nope, I have never been to Greece and I don't have any plans on going there anytime soon ;)
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Do you and your sister do anything with each?Whoa, hold your horses there, cowboy! 🤠 Let me clear this up—my sister and I do not do anything with each other, and not just because it’s illegal… it’s gross too!! We’re real identical twins, not that kind of duo. We’re all about giving you an awesome time together, no weirdness, no awkwardness—just two fabulous ladies focused on making sure you enjoy every second and all of our attention is on you. So, no sibling shenanigans here.
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Am I going to catch something?Only thing you're catching with me is feelings, 😍 lol. No, you won't get anything from me because I only practice safe *** and if you are covering big peter and practicing safe you know what, you won't catch anything from anyone. We are actually safer than most women because we actually use rubber love gloves honey. FUN FACT: Men are 400 times less likely to get AIDS/STD from a woman as a woman is from a man. It's a downstream disease. I also recommend washing up afterwards with an antibacterial soap. If you get it for free you are more likely to get a disease without a rubber than you are from a provider. I get tested every month and I take the PREP shot every two months and I do not partake in anything if big peter is not covered. Nope, Sir.
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What will you do with my information after I screen?Oh, don’t worry—I’m not starting a secret collection of all your deepest, darkest secrets. 😂 Once we’ve screened and everything’s good to go, I hit the delete button faster than you can say "privacy policy!" 🚀 It’s here for a hot minute, then gone, poof! Like magic! ✨ So, no need to stress, your info is safe, sound, and deleted faster than a bad date. 😉
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I am newly single? Will going on a date with you help?Yes, it will. I think me and some fun will do you a lot better that a psychologist and anti-depressants. If you're suffering from loneliness or the loss of a relationship, it's money well spent. It will help take the pain away and rebuild your self-confidence. After a breakup there's a lot of loneliness and some resentment. You may be feeling a lot of emotions or anger. Those feeling make you less attractive to women if they sense that, which makes you feel even more rejected. You're in a cycle of failure that tends to get worse, not better. I can help turn things around for you. All those other things don't matter to me because I'm not looking for a long-term relationship. You can experience what it's like to have me as a girlfriend without having to deal with anything "serious". I make it a whole new fun, exciting, thrilling experience. and always remember if anyone asks she didn't leave you, You Left Her
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What if I'm from India and my parent arranged my marriage....If your Parents arranged your marriage.... Arrange your own affair ....... me :)
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